Virgin Finally Finds Love... to Make!

Couple in Bed

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Tanner Prevtail, 18, a sophomore at Cal State Long Beach was very excited to finally move out of his parents house last year and see what the college life is all about. He started college at 17, with something most guys don’t have... his virginity.

Tanner has been making out with girls since he was 16 years old and has always wanted to “go all the way.” He soon met a girl at school and during his 18th birthday (celebrated in the dorms) he finally pulled the trigger in his twin bed while his roommate was out of town.

“It felt so good!” is how Tanner described his “first time” with a girl.

He says he regretted it at first but still would not say no to doing it again.

“I don’t talk to her anymore at all,” he says after being asked about his current relationship with the girl who made his wildest dream come true.

Tanner says he definitely wants to do it again to whoever would willingly share his passion.

Dorms Make You Lazy

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Jamie, 19, a sophomore at Cal State Long Beach says living in the dorms makes you lazy.

Instead of walking to the next room for a bite to eat, like in a typical household, you have to walk down a very long hallway, through the lobby, and outside to the next building, to find yourself still waiting in line to pick your food.

If you enjoy a good meal off the ground and want to vacuum the floor for dinner you have to walk all the way down the same long hallway of rooms to borrow a “crappy” vacuum that definitely can’t “suck a golf ball through a garden hose” like we all wish.

Getting things done that requires a long walk every time only kills your drive to do it in the first place. Good thing homework usually requires none of that.

Location! Location! Location!

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With rent for apartments averaging about $1085 a month, $1256.25 wouldn’t seem high with about 40 meals included, if this was the price per room. But this is the price per student per room.

Finding a one bedroom apartment for this price would leave many options open, and finding a room for about $2500 a month would give you almost anything you wanted.

There are, however, the perks. Living on a college campus with only students with 24/7 surveillance makes it safer already. And with 100 percent of the residents being students, it makes it that much more enjoyable, already. With all the rooms being filled every year, the demand is obviously there. If you get what you pay for, then living around hundreds of young guys and girls with their hormones peaking is worth about a grand a month and an extra roommate.

Put this in your mouth and swallow!

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If there’s one thing students love, it is to live!

Eating keeps this love alive more than anything. The fees you pay to live on campus come with three different mandatory meal plans. The traditional 10 meal plan offers 10 meals per week at either of the two dining halls. The traditional 19 meal plan offers 19 meals per week. The Block Plus Flex Plan offers 160 meals per semester but at any time wished to be used. The Block Plan offers students a chance to save all 160 meals for the last day and splurge like there’s no tomorrow.

A dining hall will be available for food swallowing Monday through Friday from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. and Saturday 9:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Food must be salvaged or found elsewhere on Sundays as the dining halls are closed possibly do to fasting purposes. Meals at the dining halls can be purchased individually at $5 for breakfast, $6 for lunch, and $7 for supper.

Rules are Rules: Residence Halls CSULB

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Having a complex filled with only college students might get freaky if no rules were in place. Unfortunately for the freaks there are rules.

There is no curfew, but with the rules against any alcohol on campus it leaves room for only late sober nights. Smoking cigarettes are only allowed outside the halls.

Invited guests are allowed in the halls as long as it is mutually acceptable to both roommates. Guests of the same sex can stay overnight with roommates permission, which means no heterosexual cuddling can be done between 2 a.m. and 8 a.m. since these are the hours which are considered overnight.

No pets are allowed, unless they are rocks.

There are no age requirements for living in the dorms, except a requirement for first time Freshman, under 22, not living at home, to live in the halls.

All of the rules are assumed to be followed by all residents, even if some people believe what momma don’t know, won’t hurt her.